And evil takes a human form in Mitt Romney. Don’t be fooled because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, he’s so much more than that.
(Source: woundless, via when-will-i-be-skinny)
Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t know you did that kind of thing.
Clair: What kind of thing?
Elvin: Serve.
Clair: Serve? Serve whom?
Elvin: Serve him. [referring to Cliff]
Clair: Ohhh, serve him? As in serve my man?
She’s honestly my idol. Like, what a badass motherfucker she is. TELL IT LIKE IT IS CLAIR.
(via mommarunner)
